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Argyle Mustache Socks
$9Blue argyle awesomeness is about to rock your socks on. These sweet Argyle Mustache Socks are 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex & fit approximately mens shoe sizes 7-13.
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Argyle Mustache Socks
$9Need something to go with your pantaloons? Have a date with a strongman? Hop on your penny farther with these Argyle Mustache Socks. Argyle and Mustache, ‘nuff said.
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Athletic Mustache Socks
$11.95These Athletic Mustache Socks are great for all sports for example tennis, baseball, krocket, bocci ball, AMERICAN GLADIATOR! You know, the standard stuff.
A note for those who are couch laying, tv watching, and just all around great relaxation types, these are amazingly comfy and will put your feet in a comfort coma!
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Baby Socks
$20What’s cuter than a newborn baby? A newborn wearing these marvelous mustache socks.
The little one get four pairs of Baby Socks all different colors!
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BeerMo – The Bottle Mustache
$9.95BeerMo – is the best bottle mustache on the market! Mark your drinks with this great accessory and give yourself a sweet mustache every time you take a sip! ! These easily fit on beer bottles so they are ideal party favors. The multi-colored pack great for identifying which drink is yours. Stretch the ring around a pacifier so that your baby can be classy too! These items come with mustachestuff.com printed on the back.
As a side note: If your baby has a Trans-Am big wheel, please send us a picture so that we can pretend it’s a tiny Burt Reynolds! We will reward you with more Mustache Stuff.
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Bendable Party Mustache
$3This Bendable Party Mustache is the most versatile mustache you won’t ever need to grow!
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Bikestache
$13.95Take that sissy bell off your bike and put this Bikestache on it!
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Car Mustache
$39$29.95 Sale!Does your car stand out a little too much? Are you on a stakeout? Does your car need a disguise?!? NOT TO WORRY!!! The Carstache is here for you!
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Cowboy Moustache
$2.95Gotta get that two bit scoundrel… Better be prepared… WITH THIS COWBOY MOUSTACHE!
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Crustache The Mustache Crust Cutter
$5Crustache the Mustache Crust Cutter makes three stylish mini sandwiches in one simple motion. This handy bread-and-toast punch removes those pesky crusts and gives you a great excuse to play with your food. After all, everyone looks better with a peanut butter handlebar.
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Dastardly Vinyl Car Mustache
From: $3So you want a giant mustache on your car? Who doesn’t!? A Black Dastardly Vinyl Car Mustache make everything fancy.
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Disguise Belly Ring
$10.95$8.95 Sale!With this adorable belly ring your navel will easily be able to out wit and charm the best of them. As the most interesting man in the world always says “I don’t always wear a belly ring, but when I do it has a mustache”
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Disguise Lunch Bags
$5Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich bags will have potential thieves trying to figure out if your lunch is a salami sandwich or a dapper gentleman who has accidentally wandered into the fridge.
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English Man Moustache
$3There is nothing more refined than sipping on some cricket, eating a monocle and watching the fish play chips. As we clearly understand the british culture you should trust us when we say this mustache is the pinnacle point of an englishman.
Regardless it looks killer in any situation!
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Fancy Pants Vinyl Car Mustache
From: $3So you want a giant mustache on your car? Who doesn’t!? A Black Fancy Pants Vinyl Car Mustache make everything fancy.
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Fingerstache
$6The Fingerstache is a set of mustache-shaped temporary tattoos for your fingers that gives the moxie of the mustache to the masses. With 19 unique styles to choose from, the Fingerstache lets you choose the proper adornment for each occasion and is easily removed when no longer needed.
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Flavor Savers
$8Nobody likes cold lips or stale chips. This set of four mustache-shaped clips will keep your food fresh while classing up your cupbard. The hip clips for your chips.
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Fu Manchu Moustache
$2.95Nothing says a well rounded connoisseur of the orient like a Fu Manchu mustache.
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Full Winged Moustache
$5.95Red Bull can’t give you wings like this my friend. Buy and fly!
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Gangster Moustache
$7.95The Original Gangsta….. Moustache?
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Gentleman Moustache
$6Yes its true gentlemen still exist, men that give up their seats and open doors for the ladies and to boot they all have fantastic mustaches. Quickly grab this Gentleman’s Mustache and start saving puppies and sweeping pretty ladies off their feet.
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Gentleman Mustache
$3Yes its true gentlemen still exist, men that give up their seats and open doors for the ladies and to boot they all have fantastic mustaches. Quickly grab this Gentleman’s Mustache and start saving puppies and sweeping pretty ladies off their feet.
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Gold and Enamel Mustache Necklace
$11Tell everyone you see that you love mustaches and the color yellow, pink or orange with this snazzy new mustache necklace that hangs from this ballin’ gold chain!
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Gripper Mustache Socks
$16Cozy comfy Gripper Mustache Socks with little mustache grippy grips on the bottom
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