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Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the most badd ass 70′s porn star in my bathroom right now?!? You are if you get these right this second.

BeerMo is a fancy way to class up your party (or your baby)! These easily fit on beer bottles so they are ideal party favors. The multi-colored pack great for identifying which drink is yours. Stretch the ring around a pacifier so that your baby can bee classy too! These items come with mustachestuff.com printed on the back.

As a side note: If your baby has a Trans-Am big wheel, please send us a picture so that we can pretend it’s a tiny Burt Reynolds! We will reward you with more Mustache Stuff.

Mustaches really class up a party, so take it up a notch and serve your snacks with a dash of ‘stache. We’ve packed 18 assorted reusable ‘staches in each full-color Lip Service pack.

This bendable party mustache is the most versatile mustache you won’t ever need to grow!

Get some of your friends and be the hit group of the party with these awesome fake mustaches! Or you can just wear one every day of the week and hog all the awesomeness for yourself.

Pan handeling for gold? Need to stay warm while tracking down that no good two-timing criminal? Or just want one of the coziest all in own garment known to man. Then you nailed it finding the Union Suit because it even has a flippin Butt-Flap!

These socks are great for all sports for example tennis, baseball, krocket, bocci ball, AMERICAN GLADIATOR! You know, the standard stuff.

A note for those who are couch laying, tv watching, and just all around great relaxation types, these are amazingly comfy and will put your feet in a comfort coma!

They are sexy and pink and covered in mustaches. What else could you possibly ask for?!

That’s not a scratch, that’s Mr. Elbow! Turn any minor injury into a jovial personified body part with these Mustache Bandages. Each 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3″ x 1″ latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.

Personalizing your stuff is a great way to express your mustache self and to keep track of your belongings. What better way to say “I love Mustaches!” than with a tiny metal mustache and monocle combo! Each charm easily hooks onto a cellphone, zipper pull, backpack, or anyplace else you can think of, and each one says you’re awesome.

Mustaches and monocles have long been associated with wealth and refinement and are worn by heroes and villains alike. A mustache and monocle transforms any mundane object into something dapper and dashing. This bag speaks to your mysterious nature, your love of the finer things in life, and your concern about the environment. That’s a powerful shopping bag

It’s time for more mustaches! If you don’t put batteries in it, it will be a horrible clock but a great picture!

Flava flav ain’t got nothin’ on this! It won’t tell time but it will tell people you’re awesome.

Ricky Bobby said it best “Shake and bake!” and we all know he was referring to the best silicone mold in his kitchen the Mustache Baking Mold. Make a cake… jello… or the largest mustaches shaped muffin known to man!

Nobody likes cold lips or stale chips. This set of four mustache-shaped clips will keep your food fresh while classing up your cupbard. The hip clips for your chips.

Does your car stand out a little too much? Are you on a stakeout? Does your car need a disguise?!? NOT TO WORRY!!! The Carstache is here for you!

The Fingerstache is a set of mustache-shaped temporary tattoos for your fingers that gives the moxie of the mustache to the masses. With 19 unique styles to choose from, the Fingerstache lets you choose the proper adornment for each occasion and is easily removed when no longer needed.

Do you find fine wine a bit boring sometimes? Trying to disguise yourself as a waiter to make it through a room unnoticed? We’ve got you covered! under your nose at least… Spice things up with the handlebar mustache corkscrew/bottle opener!

Crustache makes three stylish mini sandwiches in one simple motion. This handy bread-and-toast punch removes those pesky crusts and gives you a great excuse to play with your food. After all, everyone looks better with a peanut butter handlebar.

Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich bags will have potential thieves trying to figure out if your lunch is a salami sandwich or a dapper gentleman who has accidentally wandered into the fridge. 

Every kiss begins with mustache (?)

*ATTENTION* The mustache trunks have been discontinued so we only have the current stock, get them while you can!!! *ATTENTION*

The manliest thing you’ll ever put on your balls. *caution no pee flap*

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But seriously, This is a really rad Mustache Wallet that will change the way your back pocket feels about life, liberty and the persure of happy pants!

Take that sissy bell off your bike and put this Bikestache on it!

For when you literally want your mustache to do the talking for you. Simply connect this to your magic door openers (keys) and press the talking button and have this guy start the conversation for you with a “Well, Hello there”

These socks can make any boring slumber party a hit! Or just make your everyday tasks that much more awesome.

Looking for a delicious disguise? Just use these mustache-making cookie cutters to create the perfect look. Try ‘em on for size and then eat ‘em! Munchstaches are easy to use too. One side cuts the shapes and the other stamps the textured details. This set includes 5 different styles of mustache. Now you can bring the funest, coolest cookies to the party!